![]() Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation." "Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. "If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank." I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by." "When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped." "You can slide furthur on bullshit, than you can on concrete." "A journey of a thousand miles is begun with a single step." - Chinese proverb "It's not the pace of life that concerns me. You're simply another generic idiot in the long line of mutated monkies, and if left upto you, you'd be flinging your shit around just like your ancestors." -Mad "The whole idea of existence is that you're not a snowflake. And He was burried and rose again the fact is certain because it is impossible." -Church Father Tertullian (A.D. "And the Son of God died it is by all means to be believed, because it is absurd. "Faith must trample under foot all reason, sense, and understanding, and whatever it sees it must put out a signt, and wish to know nothing but the word of God." -Martin Luther For it is more possible to teach an ass to read than to blind such a reason and lead it right for reason must be deluded, blinded, and destroyed." -Martin Luther "There is on earth among all dangers, no more dangerous thing than a richly endowed and adroid reason, especially if she enters into spiritual matters which concern the soul and God. "Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true." -Friedrich Nietzsche "The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on the campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people who study these things and by the Department of Home Economics." -Richard Feynman "Human beings are not an endangered species however, this isn't for a lack of trying." -DNA If you know the actual originator, let me know. When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.Quotes - End of the World Production, LLC.Īnonymous as far as I know. Leonard Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. ![]() Koji: Ahh! THAT SWORD COST FIVE THOUSAND DOLLUUU!! We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks. Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.įry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. "I'm worried about blank."įry: Don't you worry about blank. That Guy: My only regret.is that I have.bone-itis. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.įarnsworth: You're going to do his laundry? I WILL DESTROY YOU!Ĭhief Giant Brain: The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! He forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. Hermes Conrad: That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot! My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?įry: Fear not: I shall assist ye.įry: Relax, mammal. Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.įry (eating Popplers): They're like sex, except I'm having them!įree Waterfall Jr.: Pssh! You can't own property, man! Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family? PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates. Zapp Brannigan: Take them to the laundry-brig! Kif: What shall I do with your civilian clothes? Zapp Brannigan: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". I love how they come back to him later and he's basting a chicken on his head.
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